The scene at the WWII memorial right now. #shutdown

joshreads:

Oh my god, World War II vets who came to DC to see the WWII Memorial have STORMED THE GATES that were set up to block it due to the shutdown. “Oh, a crash gate? Let me tell you about the time I WADED OUT OF THE OCEAN INTO A HAIL OF NAZI BULLETS”

(via itswalky)

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ndib:

paxxes:

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I love albinwonderland so much 

Whattup? Truth.

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fannybawws:

HEY, WE’RE DC COMICS!

NOW THAT ALL OUR ARTISTS HAVE ABANDONED US, YOU TOO CAN BE A COMIC CREATOR!

SUBMIT FOUR PANELS OF BATMAN JERKING OFF ON A DISMEMBERED CORPSE AND WE’LL GIVE YOU THIS HANDFUL OF BEADS!

(via itswalky)

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wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Lion King
"LOL one day in Africa or some shit simba was fuckin nala. nala was all like ‘ohhhhh yea that d is awesomesauce’ and simba was like ‘yeah slut take it’.
nala turned around and bitch slapped his ass. ‘don’t you call me a slut you fucker!’ then she stole simba’s ferrari and left him to get blue balls.”

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Lion King

"LOL one day in Africa or some shit simba was fuckin nala. nala was all like ‘ohhhhh yea that d is awesomesauce’ and simba was like ‘yeah slut take it’.

nala turned around and bitch slapped his ass. ‘don’t you call me a slut you fucker!’ then she stole simba’s ferrari and left him to get blue balls.”

(via itswalky)

Source: wtffanfiction

ourvaluedcustomers:

During a particularly heated discussion about droids…

I think “Calm down, dear.” might be an appropriate response here.

ourvaluedcustomers:

During a particularly heated discussion about droids…

I think “Calm down, dear.” might be an appropriate response here.

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"In the 1998 Oscars, I found myself in the bathroom in a stall, next to Tom Selleck. So I leaned over and I said ‘looks like we’re a couple of peeing Toms.’ His angry silence is something I’ll never forget."

- Tom Hanks (via alimendez)

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ourvaluedcustomers:

To his friend…

ourvaluedcustomers:

To his friend…

Source: ourvaluedcustomers

itswalky:

IF IT SAUSAGE FEST THEN NO THANK YOU

itswalky:

IF IT SAUSAGE FEST THEN NO THANK YOU

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